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NO F$&ing WAY!!!* An immaculate 3 bed, 2 bath, 2 car garage home in Harvest Hills for $479,900? That's cheaper than a semester of tuition + parking tickets at BYU. And no, this isn't a prank-this isn't Provo, where everything looks like a joke but costs $3k/month anyway. This is all the info you need. Seriously, what are you waiting for? Show up Saturday, May 31, from 911 AM. Don't come crying to me when you're stuck touring that one house in Springville with the mysterious "guest room" in the attic. This place is cleaner than a BYU Honor Code office and actually in North Saratoga Springs-aka the part that still has cell service and a fighting chance of getting to Costco before the apocalypse hits. You don't want to end up south of Pioneer Crossing where every left turn requires a prayer, a miracle, and a week of fasting. Don't delay for the love of all things holy, or the house will have been sold, renovated, and flipped by someone named Braxton with a lifted Tacoma.
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3BEDS
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0.14ACRES
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2BATHS
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01/2 BATHS
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1,384SQFT
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$339$/SQFT
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NO F$&ing WAY!!!* An immaculate 3 bed, 2 bath, 2 car garage home in Harvest Hills for $479,900? That's cheaper than a semester of tuition + parking tickets at BYU. And no, this isn't a prank-this isn't Provo, where everything looks like a joke but costs $3k/month anyway. This is all the info you need. Seriously, what are you waiting for? Show up Saturday, May 31, from 911 AM. Don't come crying to me when you're stuck touring that one house in Springville with the mysterious "guest room" in the attic. This place is cleaner than a BYU Honor Code office and actually in North Saratoga Springs-aka the part that still has cell service and a fighting chance of getting to Costco before the apocalypse hits. You don't want to end up south of Pioneer Crossing where every left turn requires a prayer, a miracle, and a week of fasting. Don't delay for the love of all things holy, or the house will have been sold, renovated, and flipped by someone named Braxton with a lifted Tacoma.
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